That was originally a story about the town mouse and country mouse, but mice are icky so I changed it and made it special. And it's better this way because I say it is.
The most special fairy princess in the world,
Alright you cakesniffers listen up. This is MY blog filled with the bestest and truest and rarest fiction in the world, and you only get to read it if you are the prettiest most bestest dancing ballerina princesses in the world. And if you're not me than you'd better get lost or i'll wack you with my wet tagliatelle!